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		<title>Deer Hunting Happy Hookers</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not all about fishing with the Happy Hookers, once fall comes around lots of us like to get out in the woods in MInnesota and Wisconsin to hunt for deer, also! I have a couple pictures and stories to post here. And, since 1- I&#8217;m the guy who writes the site and 2- this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s not all about fishing with the Happy Hookers, once fall comes around lots of us like to get out in the woods in MInnesota and Wisconsin to hunt for deer, also! I have a couple pictures and stories to post here. And, since 1- I&#8217;m the guy who writes the site and 2- this is my first-ever deer, I&#8217;m gonna post mine first. No offense to Benny!</p>
<div align="center" style="font-size:20px"><strong>Greg&#8217;s First BowHunting Deer</strong></div>
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<a href="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/DOE.jpg"><img src="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/DOE-300x179.jpg" alt="picture of a whitetail deer shot while bowhunting in minnesota" title="DOE" width="300" height="179" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-94" /></a>
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<blockquote><p>After getting out a few times in September this year, and taking the month of October off to work on the house, once November rolled around I was more than ready to get back into my tree stand! Evenings were not producing much in terms of deer activity, so I decided to try a few morning stands to see if that would be better. Last Friday, I had a 5-minute staredown with a beautiful 10-point buck that refused to let me get a shot at him, but he didn&#8217;t spook just casually wandered off. Saw a couple 8-pointers as well, but they were too far away. Monday morning I went back out at 6:00 AM (thank you Daylight Savings Time) and around 8:15, this doe and another wandered into my clearing from behind me. I silently grabbed the bow, drew back and took a 6-yard shot that hit her a little high and back but still caught 1 lung and the liver. She made about a 70-yard run in a semicircle around my stand and dropped 10 seconds later around 25 yards from me. FINALLY success! I&#8217;m totally hooked on bowhunting now- much to the dismay of Jodi!</p></blockquote>
<div align="center" style="font-size:20px"><strong>Ben&#8217;s 11-Point Monster Bow Buck</strong></div>
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<p>Here&#8217;s Benny&#8217;s story, in his own words:</p>
<blockquote><p>Have not been bow hunting much.  Crappy warm weather.  This was only my 6th sit of the year and 1st time ever hunting this stand site in the afternoon. 1st time hunting this spot was Sat morning and I did not see a deer.  Went back there for the Sat night sit to see what would happen. Scrapes were everywhere around the stand so I knew some bucks were using the area.<br />
I rattled and did calling sequence at 5:45pm.  About 5-min later, I heard 2 bucks sparring out in front of me maybe 100 or so yards away &#8211; I must have got them fired up.  6 pm I could hear them coming my way walking directly at me.  This was the first deer I ever saw from this stand and the other buck was walking right behind him. He came right into my mock scrape then turned and walked to one of his scrapes about 5-yards away from my mock scrape.  He was broadside at about 20 yards and working the licking braches with his rack.  I sent an arrow right thru him.  Little back and little low &#8211; blasted the liver.  He took 2 bounds then just walked away down the trail.  The other buck just stood there and then came in and proceeded to work the scrapes &#8211; fun to watch.  I got out of there and went back with friend and father in law at Midnight to trail him.  Took about 1 hour of a tough blood trail.  He went maybe 150 yards total of winding around and backtracking and walking back thru my shooting lanes and right over the spot I shot him.  Actually ended up dying about 12 yards from where I shot him!  He was laying right there when we first started tracking him &#8211; crazy stuff.</p></blockquote>
<ul>
<li>170# dressed</li>
<li>I am calling him a 12-pt  (the 1-pt is just under inch)</li>
<li>I grossed him @ 144</li>
<li>netted @ 129</li>
<li>15&#8243; inside</li>
<li>11-inch longest tine</li>
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<p>NICE JOB TO BOTH OF US!!!!!</p>
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		<title>Man, Daughter and Big Barracuda</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 19:06:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may be forgiven for thinking that any man would look proud after catching a large barracuda as he poses with the fish and his 14 year-old daughter at the marina afterwards. 
Then you may wonder why his daughter looks less than thrilled.
14 year old Coral Wira was sitting in a boat while her father [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may be forgiven for thinking that any man would look proud after catching a large barracuda as he poses with the fish and his 14 year-old daughter at the marina afterwards.<br />
<div id="attachment_80" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1.jpg"><img src="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/1-300x224.jpg" alt="pictrue of a man and his daughter with a barracuda" title="1" width="300" height="224" class="size-medium wp-image-80" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Can't you look a little happier, honey?</p></div><br />
Then you may wonder why his daughter looks less than thrilled.<br />
<div id="attachment_83" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/2.jpg"><img src="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/2-300x224.jpg" alt="picture of a barracuda with big sharp teeth" title="2" width="300" height="224" class="size-medium wp-image-83" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">How did the blood get on those teeth??</p></div><br />
14 year old Coral Wira was sitting in a boat while her father fished. Suddenly she saw a silver flash in the air. The barracuda had thrown the hook and grabbed her arm.  Father managed to kill the fish with a knife in the head.  But Coral, needed 51 stitches.  And he felt the need to pose for photos before taking her to hospital!<br />
<div id="attachment_86" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/3.jpg"><img src="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/3-300x224.jpg" alt="picture of a girls arm with wounds from a barracuda bite" title="3" width="300" height="224" class="size-medium wp-image-86" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Hold still for the pictures, honey. THEN we'll go to the hospital....</p></div><br />
<div id="attachment_87" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/4.jpg"><img src="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/4-300x224.jpg" alt="picture of a girls arm after being bitten by a barracuda" title="4" width="300" height="224" class="size-medium wp-image-87" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Just one more quick picture, honey...</p></div></p>
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		<title>Taylor&#8217;s Turkey</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 20:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nothing can replace loosing my Dad as my hunting partner, but gaining my oldest daughter sure comes close!  We have now begun our hunting partnership and she has a good early start.  The Heinrich turkey stories will continue.
Wednesday morning we set up along a wooded fenceline overlooking an alfalpha field right across the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nothing can replace loosing my Dad as my hunting partner, but gaining my oldest daughter sure comes close!  We have now begun our hunting partnership and she has a good early start.  The Heinrich turkey stories will continue.</p>
<p>Wednesday morning we set up along a wooded fenceline overlooking an alfalpha field right across the road from our house  (thanks again Brent) and were ready to hunt by 5:30.  2 toms pitched down about 5:40 about 150 yards away.  Lots of gobbling ensued and we talked back and forth. I got them to about 100 yards and then the hens pitched down.  Damn hens!  The hens and 2 toms stayed within 250 yrds of us all morning so we could at least see them &#8211; to help keep Taylor occupied.  A rooster and hen pheasant  walked all around us crowing and putting on a show.  I was watching the 2 toms strutting around and then heard a different gobbler.  I thought it was behind us in a soil bank field but turns out it was directly in front of us and coming straight at us.  He was about 70 yards out and could see the decoys.  He got as close as about 50 yards and then started to circle around.  I was just giving him some soft calls and moving my jake and hen decoys with strings to give some movements.  After about 10 minutes of this, he couldn&#8217;t take it anymore.  He gobbled at us at about 40  yards and then came in on a bee-line.  Going in and out of strut all the way in.  What a perfect show!  He came in to the jake decoy at about 15 yards and started bluff charging it and pecking at it. I told Taylor to shoot when she felt comfortable.  She waited until he was clear of the decoys and the neck was out-stretched and she absolutely smashed him at about 18 yards!  The look on her face was priceless and she said &#8220;I got him!&#8221;.  Lots of hugging and maybe even a tear or two were shed (by me).  I couldn&#8217;t have been prouder &#8211; she did it perfectly.  It wasn&#8217;t until after we looked at the bird and were looking at places to take pictures that I fully realized where we were hunting.  We were set up within 15 yards of where Dad and I shared our first turkey hunt together 9-Springs ago and Dad took his first bird.  The rock pile in the background of the pictures is where Dad and I had set up.  That was the perfect addition to our story and will always be very special to me and Taylor.  I am sure Grandpa was helping hold that barrel steady!</p>
<p>This was Taylor&#8217;s first game animal and what a beauty.<br />
21 pounds, 10-inch beard, 7/8&#8243; spurs shot at 7:45 am on April 28, 2010</p>
<p>The End,<br />
Ben<br />
(PS &#8211; we each have tags for the 5th season too!!)  She already is asking when we can go again &#8211; and that is music to my ears!</p>
<p><a href="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/taylor1.jpg"><img src="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/taylor1-300x225.jpg" alt="" title="taylor1" width="300" height="225" class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-74" /></a><br />
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		<title>Robert &#8220;Bob&#8221; Heinrich</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Robert “Bob” Heinrich, age 65, of Sarona, WI formerly of Roberts, WI died Thursday, April 1, 2010 at his home in Sarona.
He was born July 10, 1944 in St. Paul, MN to Robert and Florence (Leuer) Heinrich. After graduating from the Harding High School in St. Paul in 1962 he entered the US Marines serving [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Robert “Bob” Heinrich, age 65, of Sarona, WI formerly of Roberts, WI died Thursday, April 1, 2010 at his home in Sarona.</p>
<p>He was born July 10, 1944 in St. Paul, MN to Robert and Florence (Leuer) Heinrich. After graduating from the Harding High School in St. Paul in 1962 he entered the US Marines serving in Naval Intelligence from 1962 &#8211; 1965. After receiving an honorable discharge he returned to St. Paul. Bob was employed by 3M in Product Development until retirement in 2001. He had also co-owned and operated the Sidetrack Saloon in Roberts, WI. In addition to his love for his family and friends, he loved to hunt, fish, play cards, bowl, golf, darts and shoot pool. Bob was a founding member of the Happy Hookers Fishing Club.</p>
<p>Bob Heinrich is survived by his wife, Diane Heinrich of Sarona, WI; a son, Benjamin (Wendy) Heinrich of Hammond, WI; a daughter, Amy Jo (Todd) Ballew of St. Paul, MN; 3 grandchildren, Taylor, Peyton and Jordyn; his mother, Florence Dumer of White Bear Lake, MN; 3 brothers, Gary (Terry) Dumer of Alabama, Richard (Cindy) Dumer of Ladysmith, WI and Donald (Joyce) Dumer of White Bear Lake, MN; 2 sisters, Diane (Richard) Pelletier of Cameron, WI and Beverly (James) Lau of Ham Lake, MN; and many nieces and nephews. He was preceded in death by his father, step father and grandparents.</p>
<p>A Service of Remembrance will be held 11:30 AM Monday, April 5, 2010 at Appleyard&#8217;s Home for Funerals in Rice Lake, WI, interment will be 2:30 PM Monday at the Northern Wisconsin Veterans Cemetery at Spooner, WI, where Military Rites will be accorded by the State Honor Guard. Friends may call from 10 AM &#8211; 11:30 AM Monday at Appleyard&#8217;s Home for Funerals.</p>
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		<title>New National Symbol for Choking</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>chadeckman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Important Safety Bulletin
The American Medical Association has announced a new national symbol for choking.  Please inform all of the people in your safety department.
 
 
 
 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;font-size: large"><strong>Important Safety Bulletin<br />
The American Medical Association has announced a new national symbol for choking.  Please inform all of the people in your safety department.</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;font-size: large"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<div id="attachment_61" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 235px"><strong><strong><a href="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/choking-old.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-61" src="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/choking-old-225x300.jpg" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a></strong></strong><p class="wp-caption-text">Old Symbol</p></div>
<p><strong> </strong></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;font-size: large"><strong> </strong></span></p>
<div id="attachment_62" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 143px"><strong><strong><a href="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-symbol.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-62" src="http://happyhookersfishing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/new-symbol.jpg" alt="" width="133" height="200" /></a></strong></strong><p class="wp-caption-text">New Symbol</p></div>
<p><strong> </strong></p>
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		<title>How To Tell if You&#8217;re from Minnesota</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 18:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You are probably from Minnesota if:
You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.
You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are probably from Minnesota if:</p>
<li>You know it is traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.</li>
<li>You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.</li>
<li>You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.</li>
<li>You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.</li>
<li>You can recognize someone from  Iowa  by their driving.</li>
<li>You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.</li>
<li>You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.</li>
<li>You hear someone use the word &#8220;oof-dah&#8221; and you do not immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.</li>
<li>You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.</li>
<li>You or someone you know was a &#8220;Dairy Princess&#8221; at a county fair.</li>
<li>You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a steel post in the middle of winter.</li>
<li>You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.</li>
<li>Football, Deer Hunting &#038; Opening Fishing schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.</li>
<li>Saturday you go to the local bowling alley.</li>
<li>There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows in the morning.</li>
<li>You have driven your car on a lake.</li>
<li>You can make sense out of the word &#8220;upnort&#8221; and &#8220;battree&#8221;.</li>
<li>You always believed that vacation meant &#8220;going up North&#8221;.</li>
<li>At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey poky and the chicken dance.</li>
<li>Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.</li>
<li>The local gas station sells live bait.</li>
<li>At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.</li>
<li>Your mom asks, &#8220;Were you born in a barn?&#8221; and you know exactly what she means.</li>
<li>You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.</li>
<li>Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for soda.</li>
<li>You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your Minnesota friends.</li>
<p>Yeseree&#8211;yer from  Minnesota!</p>
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		<title>Sven and Ole, Hell and the Vikings</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling  accident, drunker than skunks, both die, and go to Hell.
The Devil  observes that they are really enjoying themselves.
He says to them  &#8216;Doesn&#8217;t the heat and smoke bother you?&#8217;
Ole replies, &#8216;Vell, ya  know, ve&#8217;re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve&#8217;re yust [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling  accident, drunker than skunks, both die, and go to Hell.</p>
<p>The Devil  observes that they are really enjoying themselves.</p>
<p>He says to them  &#8216;Doesn&#8217;t the heat and smoke bother you?&#8217;</p>
<p>Ole replies, &#8216;Vell, ya  know, ve&#8217;re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve&#8217;re yust  happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.&#8217;</p>
<p>The devil decides that  these two aren&#8217;t miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he  returns to the room of the two  from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and  exclaims, &#8216;Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be  enjoying<br />
yourselves?&#8217;</p>
<p>Sven replies, &#8216;Vell, ya know,  ve don&#8217;t git too much varm veather up dere at da Falls, so ve&#8217;ve yust got  ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather&#8217;s dis nice.&#8217;</p>
<p>The devil is  absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with  the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all  their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off.</p>
<p>The next morning the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, and  people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan or gnash  their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. He  gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens.  They are jumping up and down, cheering,<br />
yelling and screaming like mad  men.</p>
<p>The devil is dumbfounded, &#8216;I don&#8217;t understand, when I turn up  the heat you&#8217;re happy. Now its freezing cold and you&#8217;re still happy. What  is wrong with you two?&#8217;</p>
<p>They both look at the devil in surprise and  say, &#8216;Vell, don&#8217;t ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings  von da Super Bowl.&#8217;</p>
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		<title>A Wisconsin Bear Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man woke up one morning in northern Wisconsin to find a bear on his roof&#8230;.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there is an ad for &#8220;Bear Removers&#8221;&#8230;..
He calls and the bear remover says he&#8217;ll be over in 30 minutes&#8230;.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He&#8217;s got [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man woke up one morning in northern Wisconsin to find a bear on his roof&#8230;.<br />
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there is an ad for &#8220;Bear Removers&#8221;&#8230;..<br />
He calls and the bear remover says he&#8217;ll be over in 30 minutes&#8230;.<br />
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He&#8217;s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull&#8230;..<br />
&#8220;What are you going to do?&#8221; asks the homeowner&#8230;..<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off , the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van&#8221;&#8230;.<br />
Then he hands the shotgun to the homeowner&#8230;..<br />
&#8220;What&#8217;s the shotgun for&#8221;, asks the homeowner&#8230;..<br />
The bear remover said, &#8220;If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!&#8221;. </p>
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		<title>2009 Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 07:38:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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Happy Hookers 2009 Year in Review from Dave Anderson on Vimeo.

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<p><a href="http://vimeo.com/8492506">Happy Hookers 2009 Year in Review</a> from <a href="http://vimeo.com/user583783">Dave Anderson</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>2010 Fishing Contest Schedule</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 18:33:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our illustrious Fishing Chair Brian has come up with the following list of dates and times, as well as a couple actual lakes/locations, for the 2010 Happy Hookers Fishing Contests. One can only hope as the dates get closer, more details will be made available&#8230;..

Jan 30, 2010 &#8211; 11AM thru 6PM &#8211; Bald Eagle Lake [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Our illustrious Fishing Chair Brian has come up with the following list of dates and times, as well as a couple actual lakes/locations, for the 2010 Happy Hookers Fishing Contests. One can only hope as the dates get closer, more details will be made available&#8230;..</p>
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<li>Jan 30, 2010 &#8211; 11AM thru 6PM &#8211; Bald Eagle Lake &#8211; White Bear Lake, MN</li>
<li>Mar 12 &#038; 13, 2010 &#8211; Times TBD &#8211; Lake of the Woods &#8211; Baudette, MN</li>
<li>May 15, 2010 &#8211; Times TBD &#8211; Yellow Lake &#8211; Webster, WI</li>
<li>Jun 18 &#038; 19, 2010 &#8211; Times and Lake/Location TBD</li>
<li>Jul 10, 2010 &#8211; Time TBD &#8211; St. Croix River Garbage Contest &#8211; Hudson, WI</li>
<li>Aug 14, 2010 &#8211; Times and Lake/Location TBD</li>
<li>Sep 10 &#038; 11, 2010 &#8211; Times TBD &#8211; Elephant/Blackduck Lakes &#8211; Orr, MN</li>
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