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posted by admin on May 21

OK, I can’t take credit for this, I got it in an email. But, since no one has sent me any pictures or minutes or club-related stuff and the site needs an update, I thought I would share it. I imagine MOST of us will agree with MOST of what’s written….

A picture worth 1000 words

This pretty much sums it up...

This pretty much sums it up...

A LITTLE GUN HISTORY

  • In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
  • In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
  • Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated.
  • China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
  • Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
  • Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
  • Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated.
  • Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million.
Yeah, a REAL group of experts...

Yeah, a REAL group of experts...

The Austrailia Experiment

It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own Government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. The first year results are now in:

  • Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2 percent.
  • Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent.
  • Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)!
  • In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns!
  • While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.
  • There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the ELDERLY. Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort, and expense was expended in successfully ridding Australian society of guns. The Australian experience and the other historical facts above prove it.

In Summary

You won’t see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians disseminating this information. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens. Take note my fellow Americans, before it’s too late! The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind them of this history lesson. With guns, we are ‘citizens’. Without them, we are ’subjects’.

Tags: gun control, GUN HISTORY, gun owners, personal firearms, taxpayers

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posted by admin on May 2

OK, so this really has nothing at all to do with fishing, but it is an absolutely hysterical video of what would happen if we were REALLY honest about wedding vows. It’s safe to watch at work, so turn up the volume, share it with your co-workers and get ready to laugh your a$$e$ off!!


Tags: funny videos, hysterical video, wedding video

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posted by admin on Apr 29

Well Hookers and blog readers, it’s been awhile since I found a good funny video for y’all to look at, so here ya go! Some of these are kinda lame, but the last one is really pretty good!
The clips of kids with fish are cute enough and anytime you get someone falling out of a boat on video it’s hysterical. Makes me think the Hookers should really be making videos of some of the weekend contests….


As a side note, I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to the meeting tonight but Jodi’s gotta work and it’s illegal to leave kids at home alone- not to mention that it would be a very bad idea….

Tags: boat, fishing, Videos

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posted by admin on Apr 9

You guys gotta check this dude out! This is filmed in real time, and they guy takes down an ENTIRE PITCHER OF BEER in like 5 seconds flat! He doesn’t even spill a drop- this is really some impressive drinking.

Just a reminder, the first fishing contest of the 2009 season is coming up April 18 in Red Wing on the Mississippi River. I am not sure what the times are yet, but get there early because if the weather is nice the boat launch will be a circus. I don’t know what time the weigh-in is either, but rest assured I will be winning…

Tags: boat launch, fishing, mississippi river, pitcher of beer, red wing

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posted by admin on Apr 6

This is a message that needs to be read by all who value the American way of life that we all have grown up to enjoy.

Catching Wild Pigs

There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange
students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor
noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and
stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him
he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting
communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country’s
government and install a communist government.

In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange
question. He asked, ‘Do you know how to catch wild pigs?’

The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young
man said this was no joke.

‘You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting
corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the
free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one
side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the
fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the
fence.. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you
have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side. The pigs
that are used to the free corn start to come through the gate to eat, and
then you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around
inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free
corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the
woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. The young man then
told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America . The
government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free
corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for
unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant
crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc, etc, etc. While we continue to
lose our freedoms - just a little at a time.

One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch! Also, a
politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it
yourself.

So, if you see that all of this wonderful government ‘help’ is a problem
confronting the future of democracy in America , you might want to send this
on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of
life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the
gate slams shut!

“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to
take away everything you have.”
- Thomas Jefferson

Tags: american way of life, communist government, communists, free corn, socialism, wild pigs

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posted by admin on Apr 2

I found this guy on YouTube and tracked him down to InToOutDoors.com. Have a look at some of the stuff he finds, it is hysterical! Guys down south going way over the limit fishing- like 1000 fish too many…. Somebody getting charged by a crazed boar, and more!
Important to note- in no way do the Happy Hookers condone overlimit fishing, but these guys are just idiots and need to be laughed at!

Tags: fishing, funny videos, hookers, way over the limit

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posted by admin on Apr 1

Not sure if you guys have seen this blooper video before, but thought I would share it. I thought this kinda thing was just an urban legend or whatever, but watch Bill Dance and his buddy at the boat launch and see for yourselves!

Tags: bill dance, blooper video, boat launch, urban legend

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